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  1. steveshelbymustang

    steveshelbymustang Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas
    Because I have always received great responses here
    I am turning to my car friends to ask
    I am thinking of making a new Christmas CD entitled CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED to include the following songs.. Give me your thoughts ...





    * 1.
    Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



    * 2.
    Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are



    * 3.
    Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas



    * 4.
    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



    * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....


    * 6.
    Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    * 7.
    Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
    Fire


    * 8.
    Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    * 9.
    Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
    Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


    * 10.
    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,



    Merry CHRISTmas
    you can stop laughing now..better yet don't..nothing satisfies the soul better than laughter
     
  2. Texas Swede

    Texas Swede Well-Known Member

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    What about this one:
    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic
    and so am I.

    My son came home from school with this one more than
    twenty years ago.
    Texas Swede
     
  3. crzy4shelbys

    crzy4shelbys Well-Known Member

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    My wife could sing #9 for you. Except I don't call her condition Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), I refer to it as SOS; Shiny Object Syndrome.

    Thanks for the laugh,
    Josh
     
  4. steele138

    steele138 Well-Known Member

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    The laugh I needed on a Monday morning
    Thanks& Happy Holidays
    Steele
     

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